The Journal of Pants

Hi. My name is Kristin
and I am happy you are here.


 ()

With this video, Kristen Bell quickly shot up the list of my favorite celebrities. Anyone willing to publically showcase a video exhibiting that level of misplaced anxiety, age-inappropriate obsession and ugly cry-face is my homegirl. Solidarity.

Also she’s wearing my same nail polish color. Color of the year, baby!

 ()
Truth.
source

Truth.

source

 ()
Love this nail color.
Source

Love this nail color.

Source

 ()
Downton Abbey is back, bitches.

Downton Abbey is back, bitches.

 ()

This is my most favorite thing in a long time.

 ()
Harry Morgan died today at 96 years old. He may be more famous for M*A*S*H, but he’ll always be Officer Bill Gannon to me. Dragnet, man. The BEST! 
NO, not the 1987 movie starring Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks. GOD. And CERTAINLY not the Dick Wolf re-boot starring Ed O’Neill and Ethan Embry. Everybody shut up.
I mean the original television show by which all police procedurals should be measured. So good they did it in the 50s, then color TV happened and they did it AGAIN with the same actors in the 60s. Can we all take a minute to remember how much Nick at Nite made us better people? Us meaning Generation Y or Millenials or whatever we’re called. Nick at Nite plays Friends now.
R.I.P. Harry Morgan.

Harry Morgan died today at 96 years old. He may be more famous for M*A*S*H, but he’ll always be Officer Bill Gannon to me. Dragnet, man. The BEST

NO, not the 1987 movie starring Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks. GOD. And CERTAINLY not the Dick Wolf re-boot starring Ed O’Neill and Ethan Embry. Everybody shut up.

I mean the original television show by which all police procedurals should be measured. So good they did it in the 50s, then color TV happened and they did it AGAIN with the same actors in the 60s. Can we all take a minute to remember how much Nick at Nite made us better people? Us meaning Generation Y or Millenials or whatever we’re called. Nick at Nite plays Friends now.

R.I.P. Harry Morgan.

 ()
Worst couch ever.

Worst couch ever.

 ()
I know I’m a curmudgeonly old lady, but HOW AM I GOING TO RAISE A SELF-RESPECTING DAUGHTER IN THIS WORLD?

I know I’m a curmudgeonly old lady, but HOW AM I GOING TO RAISE A SELF-RESPECTING DAUGHTER IN THIS WORLD?

 ()
My Thanksgiving ambitions are so dangerous!
Sometimes they lead to glory.
Sometimes they lead to ruin.
Always they lead to a layer of food on my kitchen floor.
Source

My Thanksgiving ambitions are so dangerous!

Sometimes they lead to glory.

Sometimes they lead to ruin.

Always they lead to a layer of food on my kitchen floor.

Source

 ()
I’ve been away for more than a month. I was busy. Sometimes I was actually busy, and sometimes I was just watching TV. But today is such an exciting day because today’s date is a palindrome — isn’t it fun to play with language!?!?!
Some of my favorite palindromes:
Go hang a salami; I’m a lasagna hog!
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
And my forever favorite: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!

I’ve been away for more than a month. I was busy. Sometimes I was actually busy, and sometimes I was just watching TV. But today is such an exciting day because today’s date is a palindrome — isn’t it fun to play with language!?!?!

Some of my favorite palindromes:

Go hang a salami; I’m a lasagna hog!

Lisa Bonet ate no basil

And my forever favorite: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!

 ()
I LOVE SATURDAY!

I LOVE SATURDAY!

 ()
This, my friends, is what I call an extreme case of mixed feelings.

This, my friends, is what I call an extreme case of mixed feelings.